Chapter Seven
When I get to the
Military Academy Seminary Program, discipline began as soon as we got off the
boat with physical training in the rain. They can’t make it rain, it just seems
that way. Being in a rain forest helps though.
They also have
this special way to start training. It’s called the Personal Physical Barrier
Test. They say the goal is to find the limits of a plebe’s physical endurance.
Senior Students call it “Pant, Puke, and Pass Out.” New students start running
a cross country course over steep hills, through rocky valleys, and into deep bogs
until we, obviously, pant, puke, and finally pass out.
According to legend
someone drowns about every five years because they pass out in a bog. They
aren’t found for hours and by then it’s too late. It’s possible; and I can see
how that’s the perfect legend told by upperclassmen to plebes. It’s also the
reason I puked in the bog and passed out on the rocks. I didn’t drown, but it
hurt like hell.
As for patching
me up, I was doused with some ancient elixir and dumped in my cell with a
Hebrew bible, a Greek bible and a couple of dictionaries. What year is this and
I’m sitting in a rain forest reading paper? Maybe the first miracle of Jesus
was wine at the wedding in Cana , but getting
paper not to dissolve in a rain forest must be the latest. Why we aren’t using
tablets must be another version of discipline. Scripture on paper in ancient
texts, this is going to be a fun summer.
The worst part,
the absolute worst part of all is the music. It’s nothing but flutes and gongs
and computer tones going on and on for hours with brief choral interludes. I
remember some churches doing this “music” at home, but it never was for me. It
makes me want to gouge my ear drums out of my head. I can just barely
concentrate. I’ve taken to making ear plugs made out of shirt tails. I’m
guessing it’s not approved by the Commander, but I’ll take my chances. After
what has happened to me I’m more than willing go to the brig over bad music. It
would be my luck that they would pipe that infernal sound into my prison cell
at triple volume though.
So it was ironic
that I ended up being detailed to the library archives. I was one of the plebes
cataloging music. I ended up with 20th Century music. Classical, I
never appreciated classical music. Some people loved it; I thought it was only
so much screaming. Why couldn’t I get something better? Not more modern mind
you, I can’t stand that garbage; but classical music is not my idea of a good
time either. At least these tunes range about three minutes instead of hours on
end. That’s a bonus.
My first day in
the archives they put me in front of a listening unit with a pair of headphones
and a database. So I start listening. How in the cosmos do I decide where to
start? I’m not the first plebe to dig into this database. There are gaps all
over 20th Century music. There are about a dozen genres like Rock,
Jazz, Blues, Reggae, Country/Western, and Soul. Then there are subgenres like
Ska, Afropunk, Bubble Gum, Roots, and whatever Country Rock is along with
hundreds of others. I think some people take this job a little too seriously.
I decided to find
the most obscure name I could and decided to go with Lenny Kravitz, and then I
saw his picture; Black, pierced, tattooed, hair styles I had to look up known
as dreadlocks or Afro. Reading his biography I found out his mother was a Caribbean
Christian and his Father was a New York Jew. The credits on the recordings also
showed he played most of the instruments himself. He played rock, rhythm and blues,
soul, even cover songs. With a dozen or so recordings this would be a good
month worth of cataloging. I prayed to God his music was as interesting as his
bio.
So that was my
day, pant, puke, pass out, listening, studying, and sleeping. The best part was
if I was completely exhausted at the end of the day I would be less upset about
how I got here.
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