Chapter One
It’s six o’clock on a Monday morning and I’m sitting in a bar with a bottle of beer, a shot of tequila, and my last cigar. The last cigar on this whole barge unless someone is better at rationing theirs than I am with mine; and if they are then bless their heart. It’s been five, almost six years since we left port, and that’s a long time to keep a stash. Then again that’s why the butt tastes stale. Humidify all you want, six years is too long. Who would think Earth is the only place in the galaxy that grows tobacco.
Other planets have their own herbs, but only Earth has
Cuban cigars, thanks be to God. Now there’s a phrase that has gotten me into
more trouble than I ever thought it would, “thanks be to God.”
When I left the Seminary they told me that sharing the
Word of God was an honor, a responsibility, and a burden. People will love you
for it, but not enough, and people will hate you for it, but more than you can
ever imagine. It’s Monday morning and after yesterday these words never rang
more true. That’s why I look at the tequila and shoot it down.
Agape and agave. One is a word in ancient Greek and the
other is a cactus. Agape, that’s Greek for love, not family love or brotherly
love or erotic love either. Agape is the everlasting eternal love of God. Agape
is the love that Paul writes about in his first letter to the Corinthians.
Agave, that’s the cactus that makes tequila. Thanks be to
God and that crow on the label. It’s Monday. It’s six in the morning. I’m on my
last cigar, the one I meant to smoke when I finally got off this stinking
barge, and I’m in a bar. I can’t find agape, but I found agave. Here’s to
agave. “Bartender, another.”
Out in deep space, where there is no sun, no stars, and
gravity is artificial, why do we stick to a twenty-four hour day and a seven
day week? It’s not my fault. I’m fine with “Remember the Sabbath and keep it
holy,” but on Earth and here before my current posting when I led a regular
“Sunday” service I took my Sabbath day on Friday. It’s important to rest and
recover. God wants it, we all want it. Everybody needs a day of
recreation—break it down—re-creation. We need it. God commands it.
In space though, the whole twenty-four-seven thing seems
arbitrary. I would have thought those medical and psychological experts would
have studied this long enough to be able to find a more optimal schedule.
Something with a siesta! Please God a siesta! What would possibly be wrong with
that?
I wonder if it’s military. They do love that whole 1600
hours thing. If the day suddenly had 3000 hours or 2000 hours then all of their
reports would have to be translated from their automatic group think, the rest
of us be damned. Then they would have to get new clocks and that would cost
billions. I bet it’s the military, but now I’m military too, so damn them, damn
me.
So if time is arbitrary, aren’t the “hours” this tavern is
open arbitrary too? On a barge that operates twenty-four-seven, why would this
place be closed from two until six in what we arbitrarily call the morning? The
overnight? The predawn hours? Speaking of arbitrary! When the station controls
lighting controlling night and day, nothing could be more arbitrary than night
and day!
But this leads to another question; who in the cosmos
would be the poor sap stuck opening this joint at six o’clock on a Monday
morning. I mean God bless him, but that’s a shift nobody should want. Who comes
in this time of day? Oh, look around, just me.
Yeah, that’s where my mind wanders at six in the morning
when disaster and melodrama loom. I’m making too much of this. Most of this
won’t matter a bit in the turning of time and space, but to some it’s
everything. That makes me too drunk or not drunk enough; it’s a fine line when
I have to be on the flight deck at nine. No, that’s now 0900 hours.
To drink or not to drink?
To drink or not to drink?
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